hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.